Critical Failure Erasers

from Critical Failure

Who needs CDs, am I right? If we had any fans we would want to sell them merchandise they can actually use. We put our heads together and decided on erasers! So, the next time you find yourself failing critically in your game, you will probably need to erase your HP, or one of your items (hopefully not your +2 sword of life-draining). Well friend, go ahead and use our eraser for that. You should probably buy 10 of them, because we've all seen how you roll.

ships out within 2 days
edition of 150 

  $2 USD or more 



Critical Failure Missoula, montana

Critical Failure is all about creating fantastic and amazing multiverses.
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