Gnomes
from Critical Failure by Critical Failure
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lyrics
I went down to
the gaming store
to buy four point oh
I brought it home
to make my first
character
But when I got to the races section
what to my suprise
there weren't any of my favorite race
on the pages there inside
Oh
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
I don't care about no Tieflings
or Dragonkin
I just want my happy little Gnomes
back again
But no matter where you look
the Gnomes ain't in that book
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Oh Why? Oh why oh why oh why?
Oh why?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes? (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes? (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes go away? (Why did the Gnomes go away?)
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why? Away away away (Why did the Gnomes?)
Away (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Away away away away (Why)
Why did the Gnomes go away?
the gaming store
to buy four point oh
I brought it home
to make my first
character
But when I got to the races section
what to my suprise
there weren't any of my favorite race
on the pages there inside
Oh
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
I don't care about no Tieflings
or Dragonkin
I just want my happy little Gnomes
back again
But no matter where you look
the Gnomes ain't in that book
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Oh Why? Oh why oh why oh why?
Oh why?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes? (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes? (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes go away? (Why did the Gnomes go away?)
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why are the Gnomes in the Monster Manual?
I don't want the Gnomes in the Monster Manual
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Why? Away away away (Why did the Gnomes?)
Away (Why did the Gnomes?)
Why did the Gnomes go away?
Away away away away (Why)
Why did the Gnomes go away?
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from Critical Failure,
released May 26, 2023
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Critical Failure Missoula, montana
Critical Failure is four old dorks writing nerdy songs about gnomes, programming in BASIC and other nerdiness.
discography
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May 2023 -
May 2016
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