LAN Party

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You guys remember how rad LAN parties were in the 90s?
You don't?
Wait... how old are you?
Oh jesus.
Well, please just take our word for it. They were AWESOME!


I'm not a family but I need family-sized Cheetos.
I'm just one person, but I need two liters of Mountain Dew.
So won't you join me? You just need a PC.
Bring a computer x4
"L" stands for local and "A" stands for Area.
"N" stands for network and Party stands for PARTY (party).
So won't you join me? You just need a PC.
Bring a computer x8

Oh won't you bring (a computer)?
Won't you bring (a computer)?
Won't you bring a computer to my LAN party?
To my LAN party?


from Coming Soon, track released May 10, 2016
written by: Critical Failure
vocals by: Bill, Frank, Jerry, Shane
lyrics by: Bill
guitar by: Frank
drums by: Jerry
bass by: Shane




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